Isabel Jordan

The normal: \n\nIsabel Jordan writes because it's the only profession that allows her to express her natural sarcasm and not be fired. She is a paranormal and contemporary romance author. Isabel lives in the U.S. with her husband, 12-year-old son, a neurotic Shepherd mix, and a ginormous Great Dane mix named Jerkface. (Don't feel bad for Jerkface. He really is a jerk.) She also loves stalkers, so feel free to follow her wherever she goes online: \n\nWeb: http://www.izzyjo.com/\nFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/AuthorIsabelJordan/\nFan group (Bitch, Write Faster): https://www.facebook.com/groups/846416382191567/?source_id=1064989043517763\nInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/isabel.jordan_author/\nTwitter: @izzyjord\nAmazon: https://amzn.to/2UBlepq\nGoodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/8523573.Isabel_Jordan\n\n\nThe weird:\n\nNow that the normal stuff is out of the way, here's some weird-but-true facts that would never come up in polite conversation. Isabel Jordan:\n\n1. Is terrified of butterflies (don't judge...it's a real phobia called lepidopterophobia)\n2. Is a lover of all things ironic (hence the butterfly on the old cover of Semi-Charmed) \n3. Is obsessed with Supernatural, Game of Thrones, and Dog Whisperer. \n4. Hates coffee. Drinks a Diet Mountain Dew every morning. \n5. Will argue to the death that Pretty in Pink ended all wrong. (Seriously, she ends up with the guy who was embarrassed to be seen with her and not the nice guy who loved her all along? That would never fly in the world of romance novels.)\n6. Would eat Mexican food every day, if given the choice. \n7. Reads two books a week in varied genres.\n8. Refers to her Kindle as \